Your life That's the joke

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

A fish walks into a bar

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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