- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

cheese

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

i like potatoes

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

why did the man die? he got shot

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