What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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^that joke's not funny

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Black people are innocent.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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