What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

nathan palmer has a big head !

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

what is white and sticky? glue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Women's rights

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Herman Cain

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Your life That's the joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

A baby seal walks into a club

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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