- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What will happen when a black person die they die

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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