What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Got milk? No.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Black Poeple

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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