Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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hi my name is? joe

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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PENIS

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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I can't think of a joke!

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Benevolent villain.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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