What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

kennah campion... being nice

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

cheese

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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