- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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