What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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The jets are a good team..

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Jasper sucks.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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