Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Your doorbell is broken.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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