knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

poop.........

chuck norris

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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