Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Anti jokes are funny

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Lockerbie bombing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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