Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Dead babies.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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i am predestal

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A fish walks into a bar

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Anti Joke

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