Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Small breasts.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Hello

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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cheese

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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