What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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hi my name is? joe

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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PENIS

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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