What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

kennah campion... being nice

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

cheese

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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