An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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^that joke's not funny

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throbbing slobber

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Black people are innocent.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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