- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

whats round and like a ball a ball

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