A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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