What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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arse

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Nickelback

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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