- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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