Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Black people are innocent.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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