which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Hello

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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