Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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SAY

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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hi my name is? joe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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