Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Military intelligence.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

Lockerbie bombing

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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