A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Got milk? No.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Myspace

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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