A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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i am predestal

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Small breasts.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Anti Joke

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