The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Herman Cain

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Lacrosse

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Dead babies.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Small breasts.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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