- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chocolate tastes good.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Why....... Because.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Herman Cain

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