if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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