Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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