why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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women's rights

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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