What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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