Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Penis

Lacrosse

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

i am predestal

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Exactly what?

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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