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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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