How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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the WNBA

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Men's rights

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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69

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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hi my name is? joe

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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