- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

The chicken crossed the road.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Three men walked into a metal pole

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Hi poop!

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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