what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Chocolate tastes good.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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