- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hi my name is? joe

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

PENIS

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

if u r not my friend, like this joke

poop.........

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Santa Clogged my toliet

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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