Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Canada

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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