why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Women's rights

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

A black succeeds

this website...

Gay's rights

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

You should never talk to strangers.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

tim tebow is a great quarterback

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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