- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Herman Cain

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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