Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's big? Jupiter.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Lacrosse

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

i am predestal

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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