What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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