- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What time is it? 10:58

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

a horse walks into a barn

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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