What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Please don't rape me.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

why did the man die? he got shot

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

Knock Knock! Come in.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Three men walked into a metal pole

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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