- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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