Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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hi my name is? joe

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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marble

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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