- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Small breasts.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

a horse walks into a barn

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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