Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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gay marriage.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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A black succeeds

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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