- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

minorities

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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