- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

a banana

What's big? Jupiter.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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