- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Pickle!

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Potato salad

Aodhan Hearty

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

What's big? Jupiter.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Penis

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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