Pickle!

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

This is not Will Smith.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

i am predestal

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What will happen when a black person die they die

minorities

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What time is it? 10:58

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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