A baby seal walks into a club

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What's big? Jupiter.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

i am predestal

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

minorities

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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