Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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