A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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