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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Oliver's friends

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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