How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Slavery

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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