- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

The government makes a good decision

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's red and silly? A blood clot

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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