why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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