How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Mexicans working in an office

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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knock knock go away

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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penis

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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DANA

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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