3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Women's rights

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Rick Perry.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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