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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Lockerbie bombing

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A baby seal walks into a club

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Potato salad

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

i am predestal

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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