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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

how do you stop a train? you cant..

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A Jew returns change.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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