Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Penis

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Oliver's friends

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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