A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

^that joke's not funny

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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