whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Lacrosse

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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gay marriage.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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