Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

My dad beats my mom At checkers

This joke isnt funny.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

I have no joke. u mad?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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