Jasper sucks.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Please don't rape me.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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hi my name is? joe

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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