- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please don't rape me.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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