- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Rick Perry.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

The chicken crossed the road.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

i like potatoes

People Eating Tasty Animals

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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