Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Women's rights.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why were corners made? For crying.

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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