- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock Knock. F uck off.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Benevolent villain.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

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