- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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