How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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That's what he said.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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fart

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Anti jokes are funny

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Slavery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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