- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Lacrosse

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

i am predestal

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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