why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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live babies

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Turtles

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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