Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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josh simpson has cancer

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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