- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Women's rights.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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