Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Lockerbie bombing

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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