- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What time is it? 10:58

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Exactly what?

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

jokes r dumb

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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