- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's big? Jupiter.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What time is it? 10:58

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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