What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Pickle!

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Penis

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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