- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What time is it? 10:58

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A black person in the NHL

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

God is religiously proven to be real

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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