- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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