if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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poop.........

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Rob Bell

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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