What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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DANA

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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