Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

DANA

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A baby seal walks into a club.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Brittney Spears

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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