Small breasts.

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Nickelback

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Please don't rape me.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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