- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Jasper sucks.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

God is religiously proven to be real

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a group of asians? China.

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