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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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