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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Knock Knock. F uck off.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Why were corners made? For crying.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

So one time this woman was learning...

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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