- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

PENIS

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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