Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

The mets are 3-0 this season

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Hi poop!

Knock Knock! Come in.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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