- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

The government makes a good decision

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Aodhan Hearty

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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