What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

This joke isnt funny.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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