poop.........

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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...Jack Vale

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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