All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Myspace

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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