What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Penis

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Small breasts.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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