- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

nathan palmer has a big head !

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

josh simpson has cancer

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Lockerbie bombing

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