Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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