Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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im jewish

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Penis

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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