What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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poop.........

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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