Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Hello world

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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