Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

a horse walks into a barn

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

your all shit at jokes

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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