Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Black Poeple

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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That's what he said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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