what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

i am predestal

Lacrosse

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Small breasts.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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