Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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i am predestal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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DANA

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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