- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

God is religiously proven to be real

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why were corners made? For crying.

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