whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Rob Bell

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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