josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Anti Joke

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