- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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