Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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