What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Jasper sucks.

gay marriage.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is Jason? Black.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

chuck norris

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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