- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Please don't rape me.

Why were corners made? For crying.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

why did the man die? he got shot

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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