What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Pickle!

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why Because

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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