- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

hi my name is? joe

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

I can't think of a joke!

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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