Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Anti jokes are funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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