- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

a horse walks into a barn

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Women's rights.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

DANA

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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