A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Black Poeple

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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im jewish

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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