A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

No.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

DANA

Exactly what?

Jasper sucks.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

hi my name is? joe

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Canada

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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