You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why....... Because.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Penis

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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No.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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