- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Three men walked into a metal pole

This joke isnt funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Womens rights.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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