knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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An Irishman stays home

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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womans rights

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