- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

This joke isnt funny.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

gays

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

i like potatoes

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's 6+2? 16

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

I have no joke. u mad?

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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