A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Lockerbie bombing

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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knock knock you may come in

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Small breasts.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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