A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Hello world

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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