What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Popsicles

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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