- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

justin littleton. nuff said

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Jasper sucks.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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