Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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I won the game.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Women's rights

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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knock knock you may come in

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Aodhan Hearty

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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