A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

cheese

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Men's rights

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

i like potatoes

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

PENIS

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

So one time this woman was learning...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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