- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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