Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Black Poeple

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

AROUND

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Child Prostitution.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti jokes are funny

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

thumb_up thumb_down +31

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

jgkbk,mn

thumb_up thumb_down +31

9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +29

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Women's Golf

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops