What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Military intelligence.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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