"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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A ginger rapping.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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