Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

justin littleton. nuff said

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

womans rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Jasper sucks.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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