- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Small breasts.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

minorities

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Nickelback

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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