Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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My sister has to take a dump

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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