- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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