Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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balls in ya mouf

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France never surrender.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Gay rights

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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