Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Black Poeple

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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