A Jew returns change.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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