Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Hitler

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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