- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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