All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Myspace

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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im jewish

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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fart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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