- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Why were corners made? For crying.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Satan called. I put him on hold.

why did the man die? he got shot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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