- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

What time is it? 10:58

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

Exactly what?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

jokes r dumb

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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