- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why were corners made? For crying.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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