- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

My sister has to take a dump

what is patrick wilson? smart

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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