Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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I like to eat.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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