LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Small breasts.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Hello

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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kennah campion... being nice

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