- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

josh simpson has cancer

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Pickle!

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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