- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

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