Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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