A black succeeds

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Miscarriages.

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A ginger rapping.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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