What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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An Irishman stays home

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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womans rights

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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