Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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AROUND

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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9/11

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knock knock you may come in

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Women's Golf

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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