- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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