Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Child Prostitution.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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