why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Women's rights

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What's brown and sticky? A stick

This joke isnt funny.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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