That's what he said.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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I won the game.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Military intelligence.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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