Jasper sucks.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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This is not a joke.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Black Poeple

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Anti Joke

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