Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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