LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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i am predestal

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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