Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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fart

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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a banana

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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