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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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An Irishman stays home

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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penis

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A ginger rapping.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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