- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

amy copied adams haircut :0

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Aodhan Hearty

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Ruller

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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