- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

Shit.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

I like to eat.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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