Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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This joke isnt funny.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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