- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

come along children

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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