- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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