- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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