if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Rob Bell

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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