- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What time is it? 10:58

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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