Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Freedom of Speech

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

An Irishman stays home

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

penis

gays

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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