- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Women rights..

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A baby seal walks into a club.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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