What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Military intelligence.

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fart

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jgkbk,mn

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Pickle!

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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