- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why were corners made? For crying.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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