- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

minorities

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Small breasts.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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