Black people are innocent.

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why....... Because.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Lockerbie bombing

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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