Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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gays

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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i like potatoes

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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