Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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i like potatoes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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poop.........

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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