Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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