Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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im jewish

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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