Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why Because

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Aodhan Hearty

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Ruller

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Anti Joke

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