Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

amy copied adams haircut :0

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Aodhan Hearty

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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