How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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