whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Three men walked into a metal pole

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

I have no joke. u mad?

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Johnny just finished his pie.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Hitler

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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