i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Ben is gay

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