- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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