Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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