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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

So one time this woman was learning...

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Satan called. I put him on hold.

why did the man die? he got shot

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Rob Bell

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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