Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

did you ever see a butter fly?

Turtles

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Mmmmmmm Lemons

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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