What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Women's Golf

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Women rights..

Women's rights

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

fart

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

justin littleton. nuff said

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Small breasts.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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