What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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dildo

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Black Poeple

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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