What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Myspace

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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im jewish

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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josh simpson has cancer

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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AROUND

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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