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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

An Irishman stays home

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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