- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

An Irishman stays home

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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