Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

fart

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Lockerbie bombing

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What's 9 +10 19

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

i have 2 penises

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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