Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

amy copied adams haircut :0

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Women's rights

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Anti Joke

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