Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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