What's brown and sticky? A stick

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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That's unfortunate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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