- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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