what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Please don't rape me.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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