Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Pickle!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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