How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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I won the game.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why Because

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No.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Women rights..

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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