This joke isnt funny.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Womens rights.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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