- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Brittney Spears

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

This joke isnt funny.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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