Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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johann grayson being liked

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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