- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

A black person in the NHL

My dad beats my mom At checkers

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you call a group of asians? China.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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