What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Jasper sucks.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A black succeeds

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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This joke isnt funny.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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