- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

did you ever see a butter fly?

womans rights

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

cheese

What do you call a group of asians? China.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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