Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

I won the game.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Ruller

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...