Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Myspace

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Why....... Because.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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