Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

This joke isnt funny.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Womens rights.

Knock knock! Yes?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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