How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Penis

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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This is not Will Smith.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Hello

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minorities

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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