- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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