- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Canada

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

A Jew returns change.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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