- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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