- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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