when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Christians

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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