Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Christians

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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hrih

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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