-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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