a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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