Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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The white guy did it!

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You.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Kony 2012

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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