A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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You.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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