I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Kony 2012

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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