Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Wumbo

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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