How Long is a Chinese name.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Gale swallows.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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womens sports...

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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