- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Christians

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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