- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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