why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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