- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

Runescape.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

womens sports...

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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