What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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hi

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Kony 2012

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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