why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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hrih

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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