- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

what is darker than black?... YOU

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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