Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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