Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Christians

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Obama 2012

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