Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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