Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

That's as gay as AIDS.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Women's Rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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