Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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