The white guy did it!

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A fat man on a moped

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Christians

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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