Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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who farted i did :]

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Your momma's so fat...

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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