Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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lebron

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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The white guy did it!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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