Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A fat man on a moped

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