Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Runescape.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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whats black. an african american person

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Anti Joke

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