- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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