what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Jesus

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hrih

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A fat man on a moped

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Gale swallows.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Anti Joke

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