whats black. an african american person

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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lebron

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you.

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The white guy did it!

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Your momma's so fat...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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