- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

The Holocaust

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

A fat man on a moped

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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