Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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