what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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The Holocaust

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Runescape.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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whats black. an african american person

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Sarah Palin

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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