- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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