Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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you.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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pedophile

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Anti Joke

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