Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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lebron

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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whats black. an african american person

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Sarah Palin

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Obama 2012

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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