A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

thumb_up thumb_down

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

thumb_up thumb_down

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

thumb_up thumb_down

123457

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

hrih

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -28

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

thumb_up thumb_down +79

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The meme walks out of the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

thumb_up thumb_down +33

lebron

thumb_up thumb_down +31

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops