Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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The Holocaust

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A fat man on a moped

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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