- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

pedophile

I went to the store and I fell

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

whats black. an african american person

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

equality for women

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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