What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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lebron

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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whats black. an african american person

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Sarah Palin

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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