Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Runescape.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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