A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Runescape.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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