panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Obama 2012

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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