What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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