What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man walks around a bar.

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Wumbo

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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