Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Knock knock

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Hi

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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