a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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The white guy did it!

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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