What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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The Holocaust

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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lebron

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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