Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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lebron

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A fat man on a moped

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Knock knock

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Hi

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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