A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Hi

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Runescape.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Sarah Palin

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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