Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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lebron

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Your momma's so fat...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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lebron

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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pedophile

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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