- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

The white guy did it!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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