- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

How Long is a Chinese name.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

whats black. an african american person

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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