- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

A fat man on a moped

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

1134

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

Christians

A man walks around a bar.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??