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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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