- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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