A BABY seal walks into a club

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A fat man on a moped

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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