Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Knock knock

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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hrih

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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