What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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you.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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You.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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whats black. an african american person

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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lebron

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A man walks around a bar.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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