a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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