- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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