- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

The Holocaust

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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