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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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