What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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A fat man on a moped

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Kony 2012

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