What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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BUT HWY?

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Anti Joke

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