What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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nick toth

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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