knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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poop.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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