Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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hrih

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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