A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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acuna

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Kony 2012

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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