What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Your momma's so fat...

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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girls basketball

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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