- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

I can see you under there. Under what?

Obama 2012

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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