What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Kony 2012

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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