why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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The white guy did it!

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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