two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Kony 2012

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Your momma's so fat...

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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