Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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