- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

what is not funny? This joke.

BUT HWY?

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

Jesus wept.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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