- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

acuna

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

Kony 2012

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Christians

Obama 2012

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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