Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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