Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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