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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

what is darker than black?... YOU

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

This comment is anti to jokes.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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