I can see you under there. Under what?

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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acuna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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