Kony 2012

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Christians

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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