You.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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