Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Kony 2012

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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