Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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