why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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