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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Obama 2012

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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