Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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