Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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You.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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