Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Anti Joke

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