why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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A man walks around a bar.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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