what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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lebron

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Swag.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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