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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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