What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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