What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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