Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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