Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Hi

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Obama.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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hrih

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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