A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Kony 2012

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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