- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Wumbo

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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