Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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