A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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hrih

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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