What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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womens sports...

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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