Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A fat man on a moped

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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