Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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