- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

live or die you decide to late time to die

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

What rymes with milk..... milf

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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