- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

what is darker than black?... YOU

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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