- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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You.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

what is darker than black?... YOU

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