A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Obama 2012

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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