"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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