Gale swallows.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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you.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Kony 2012

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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