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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Gale swallows.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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You.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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