what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Knock knock

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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