Chikin nuggets

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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You.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Anti Joke

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