why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A fat man on a moped

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Runescape.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Gale swallows.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Anti Joke

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