What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Got milk? No.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Gale swallows.

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