You.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Jesus

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Obama.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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