Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Your momma's so fat...

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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BUT HWY?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

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