Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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The Holocaust

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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lebron

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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