Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Obama.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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acuna

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Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Runescape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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The NBA lockout

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Obama 2012

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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