Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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