Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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