Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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