Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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The NBA lockout

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Obama.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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acuna

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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