What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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hrih

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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