Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Christians

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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you.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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