What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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