What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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