What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A fat man on a moped

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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