Whats 9+10? 19

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Knock knock

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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hrih

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Gale swallows.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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