A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Obama 2012

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Swag.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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