"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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