A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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Kony 2012

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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you.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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