Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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