Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Obama.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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