What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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