Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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