The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Kony 2012

thumb_up thumb_down -66

What rymes with milk..... milf

thumb_up thumb_down +89

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down +63

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

I can see you under there. Under what?

thumb_up thumb_down +29

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops