A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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A man walks around a bar.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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