- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

The Holocaust

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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