What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Gale swallows.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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pedophile

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Knock knock

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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