Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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lebron

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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