Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Gale swallows.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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whats black. an african american person

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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