Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Knock knock

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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