Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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