roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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