What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Jesus

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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A fat man on a moped

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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