What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Kony 2012

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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