A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What rymes with milk..... milf

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

A man walks around a bar.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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