Freeza: I am the strongest in the universe! (if you ignore my brother Coola which is much stronger and all...) Goku: You have pissed me off now Freeza, I will now turn into a super Asian and prove to the world that real Asians are actually blonde and blue eyed! (I am sure Goku means Sayans, which is "completely different") Goku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Freeza: Omg, he... he... is trying to take a dump! IMPOSSIBLE! I will have to find his balls and caress them... Will Goku ever take a shit? Or reach all new levels of constipation during the series? Find out in the next episode of dragon ball z!

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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The NBA lockout

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Obama 2012

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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