Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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