knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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hrih

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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A man walks around a bar.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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