- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

A fat man on a moped

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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