Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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