you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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BUT HWY?

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Yee

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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nick toth

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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