What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Boom.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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BUT HWY?

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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