What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Yee

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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hrih

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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