- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

hrih

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

Kony 2012

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Gale swallows.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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