As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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A fat man on a moped

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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whats black. an african american person

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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hrih

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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