Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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equality for women

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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