9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Kony 2012

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Runescape.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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equality for women

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Wumbo

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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