a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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