What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Gale swallows.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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equality for women

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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