why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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you.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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