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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

I can see you under there. Under what?

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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