Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A man walks around a bar.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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you.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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