What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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