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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

Jews who wear penny loafers...

your mommy so gehto shes black

my names jim haha

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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