why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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