Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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