Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

You.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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