Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why? Because racecar.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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