Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Christians

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why? Because racecar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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hrih

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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