Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why? Because racecar.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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