How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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hrih

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Kony 2012

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Gale swallows.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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equality for women

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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