whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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equality for women

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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whats black. an african american person

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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