A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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whats black. an african american person

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Runescape.

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