- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Runescape.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

Why? Because racecar.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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