-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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The white guy did it!

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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