Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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The Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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