Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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