To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

hrih

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What rymes with milk..... milf

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

lebron

A man walks around a bar.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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