A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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