a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Kony 2012

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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