How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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hrih

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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lebron

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A man walks around a bar.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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