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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

hrih

what is darker than black?... YOU

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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