Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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