Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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you.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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