panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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A fat man on a moped

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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whats black. an african american person

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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You.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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