Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why? Because racecar.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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The Holocaust

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hrih

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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