A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Anti Joke

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