Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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