- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

The Holocaust

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

who farted i did :]

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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