Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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