Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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