- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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