What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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