"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Libraries.

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Your momma's so fat...

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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