Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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