what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Christians

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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