- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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