A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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