what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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BUT HWY?

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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