Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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