What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Jesus wept.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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