what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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hrih

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yee

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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