What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Good to see you today!

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Runescape.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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