A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The white guy did it!

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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