give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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