Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Jesus wept.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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