What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Libraries.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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