Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Jesus wept.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Runescape.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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