Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Arrow to the Knee

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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