why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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womens sports...

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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