a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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