Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Good to see you today!

Runescape.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Nice legs....What time do they open?

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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