What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Obama 2012

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Jesus wept.

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who farted i did :]

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hi

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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