What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Your momma's so fat...

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Christians

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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