Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Jesus wept.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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