- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Kony 2012

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

What rymes with milk..... milf

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

The white guy did it!

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