Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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acuna

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Kony 2012

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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