I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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