A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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