Christians

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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You.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Kony 2012

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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