What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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