Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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