A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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acuna

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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