Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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