What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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hrih

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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