Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Christians

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Obama 2012

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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