I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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