Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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