- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

What rymes with milk..... milf

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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