whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Christians

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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hrih

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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