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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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