How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Kony 2012

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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