- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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