What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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