Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Kony 2012

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Anti Joke

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