A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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