Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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womens sports...

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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