Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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