- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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