What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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