what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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