A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Christians

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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womens sports...

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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