What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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