What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Yee

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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The white guy did it!

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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