What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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acuna

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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