What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Jesus wept.

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