- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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