- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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