What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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