Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

rose are red violets should be purple

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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