Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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my names jim haha

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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