Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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