Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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