What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Anti Joke

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