Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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BUT HWY?

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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