Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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