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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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