Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The white guy did it!

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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