What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Gale swallows.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Chikin nuggets

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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You.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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I went to the store and I fell

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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