Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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BUT HWY?

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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