equality for women

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Wumbo

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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