- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

Kony 2012

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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