What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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You.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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I went to the store and I fell

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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