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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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equality for women

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Wumbo

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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I went to the store and I fell

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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