why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Boom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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