what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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You.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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I went to the store and I fell

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Your momma's so fat...

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