- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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