Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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BUT HWY?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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