What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Kony 2012

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Runescape.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Jesus wept.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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