roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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You.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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I went to the store and I fell

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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hi

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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equality for women

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Wumbo

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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