What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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