- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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