- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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