Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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