What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Obama 2012

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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