what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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