Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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