Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Chikin nuggets

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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