What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

whats black. an african american person

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A BABY seal walks into a club

A man walks around a bar.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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