Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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I went to the store and I fell

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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