Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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womens sports...

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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