Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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whats black. an african american person

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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