Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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lebron

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats black. an african american person

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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womens sports...

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

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