Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Obama 2012

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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pedophile

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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