pedophile

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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lebron

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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