Whats 9+10? 19

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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pedophile

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Knock knock

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A man walks around a bar.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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666

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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