What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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pedophile

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I went to the store and I fell

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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