Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Christians

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Wumbo

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A fat man on a moped

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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