- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

Yee

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

pedophile

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Hello, nice to meet you.

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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