What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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womens sports...

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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You.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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