Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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