Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why? Because racecar.

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I went to the store and I fell

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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