womens sports...

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you.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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