Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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The Holocaust

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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