Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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The Holocaust

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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you.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Yee

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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