A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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whats black. an african american person

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

A BABY seal walks into a club

A man walks around a bar.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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