What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Yee

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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pedophile

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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I went to the store and I fell

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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