What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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whats black. an african american person

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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