What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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lebron

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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The white guy did it!

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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pedophile

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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