Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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