Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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lebron

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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