what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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The Holocaust

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Gale swallows.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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