Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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you.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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pedophile

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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The Holocaust

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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