What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Women's Rights

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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