A man walks around a bar.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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You.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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womens sports...

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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