- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What rymes with milk..... milf

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Obama 2012

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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