i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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I went to the store and I fell

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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