If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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The white guy did it!

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Your momma's so fat...

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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