What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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The Holocaust

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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