whats black. an african american person

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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The white guy did it!

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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pedophile

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

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