- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

The Holocaust

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

Gale swallows.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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