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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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