Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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You.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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