Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Women's Rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats black. an african american person

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lebron

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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