Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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whats black. an african american person

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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A man walks around a bar.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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