A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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A fat man on a moped

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Knock knock

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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