What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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lebron

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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