Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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lebron

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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whats black. an african american person

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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