Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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whats black. an african american person

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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lebron

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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The white guy did it!

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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