Women's Rights

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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you.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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You.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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