Why? Because racecar.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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