- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

I can see you under there. Under what?

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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