whats black. an african american person

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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