I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Jesus

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Women's Rights

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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The white guy did it!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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