whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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