A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A fat man on a moped

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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