why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man walks around a bar.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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