Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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