- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

what is darker than black?... YOU

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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