A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Chikin nuggets

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Yee

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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