Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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womens sports...

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A fat man on a moped

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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