How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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