A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A man walks around a bar.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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