What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

A fat man on a moped

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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