Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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womens sports...

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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