Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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You.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Jesus

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The Holocaust

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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