pedophile

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Knock knock

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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