What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Jesus

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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