Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Jesus

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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