Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Your momma's so fat...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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pedophile

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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