- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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