How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Hi

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Jesus

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -157

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +148

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +50

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

whats black. an african american person

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops