What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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