knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Boom.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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lebron

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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