The white guy did it!

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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