Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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Your momma's so fat...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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pedophile

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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