- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

I went to the store and I fell

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Good to see you today!

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Religion

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

A man walks around a bar.

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