Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Hi

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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you.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Anti Joke

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