A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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