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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks around a bar.

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

pedophile

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

I went to the store and I fell

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Wumbo

3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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