Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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you.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Jesus

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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