Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A fat man on a moped

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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pedophile

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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