Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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