- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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