why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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womens sports...

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Wumbo

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Dylan Eichas

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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