What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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