A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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    The acceleration due to gravity is the same regardless of mass, or weight. They all fall at the same speed.

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    Wow! A two for one-r!

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    The acceleration due to gravity is the same regardless of mass, or weight. They all fall at the same speed.

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    weight doesn't make a diff.. its teh mass that changes the falling rate.

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