Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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sexual intercourse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Anti Joke

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