When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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