How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Justin Bieber

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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