Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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PATHETIC

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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