A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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