- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

America

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

what do you call a cow? A cow

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

sexual intercourse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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