Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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