- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

what sucks? things that suck

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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