What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Men's Rights

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Justin Bieber

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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