How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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