what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Men's Rights

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America

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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i like cats

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Anti Joke

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