Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Justin Bieber

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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