A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Har har hey

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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