Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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