Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Justin Bieber

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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