Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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call of duty world at war

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Anti Joke

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