- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

what do you call a cow? A cow

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

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