What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

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