How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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PATHETIC

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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