How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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You

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Justin Bieber

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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