a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Justin Bieber

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Are you a tree? No.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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