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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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