Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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