i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Society.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Anti Joke

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