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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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