Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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