Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Are you a tree? No.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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