Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Women's Rights.

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