Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Yes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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You

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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