How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Har har hey

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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