- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

Miley Cyrus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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