- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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