- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

Women's Rights.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.