In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Justin Bieber

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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PATHETIC

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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