What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Men's Rights

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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