How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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