Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Men's Rights

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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America

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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