Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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