A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Justin Bieber

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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