What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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what sucks? things that suck

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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