Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Men's Rights

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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PATHETIC

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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