"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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i like cats

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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