Men's Rights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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