A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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America

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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