- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Men's Rights

Yes.

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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