- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.