Yes.

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Men's Rights

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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