- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Yes.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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