What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Men's Rights

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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