An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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