- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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