What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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