- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Yes.

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

sexual intercourse.

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

Are you a tree? No.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

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