Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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