A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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