The Olympics

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Har har hey

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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