- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

Yes.

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Miley Cyrus.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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