Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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You

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Yes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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