In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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