How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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