why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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