Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Anti Joke

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