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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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