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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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