Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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America

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I'm hungry.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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