- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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