what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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what sucks? things that suck

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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PATHETIC

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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