Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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