What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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