- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

Why did the moron jump through the window?

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

A homeless man comes home from work.

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