What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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America

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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