What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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I'm hungry.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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