Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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I'm hungry.

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what sucks? things that suck

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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PATHETIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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