The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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sexual intercourse.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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