Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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America

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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i like cats

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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