The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Men's Rights

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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