Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Justin Bieber.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Womens rights

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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