A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Society.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Jews...

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Anti Joke

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