whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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PATHETIC

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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call of duty world at war

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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