Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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America

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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