America

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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