Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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what sucks? things that suck

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America

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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i like cats

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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