- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

what sucks? things that suck

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

I'm hungry.

America

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

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