How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Dont look at me.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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