what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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PATHETIC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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