How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Justin Bieber

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Har har hey

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Anti Joke

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