A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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i like cats

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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