- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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