What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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