- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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