Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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America

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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