roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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boobs

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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