You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

thumb_up thumb_down +23

*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

thumb_up thumb_down -179

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

thumb_up thumb_down +160

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

thumb_up thumb_down

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

thumb_up thumb_down +167

A baby seal walked into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops