What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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