You copy and paster!

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

black people. that is all...

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

A baby seal walked into a club.

I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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