Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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