My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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I'm hungry.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Miley Cyrus.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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