Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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