- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Women's Rights.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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