What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Men's Rights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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i like cats

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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