From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Yes.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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