How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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