Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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black people. that is all...

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A man buys free health care...

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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