A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Miley Cyrus.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Women's Rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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