Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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i like cats

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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