roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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if you read this you are gay

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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