Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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