Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A man buys free health care...

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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