Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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69

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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black people. that is all...

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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what sucks? things that suck

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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