Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Anti Joke

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