There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Miley Cyrus.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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