A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A man buys free health care...

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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You copy and paster!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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