A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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You copy and paster!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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