What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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PATHETIC

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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