In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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