Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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i like cats

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Men's Rights

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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