A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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You copy and paster!

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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