How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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i like cats

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Sonic

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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A man buys free health care...

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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