A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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