A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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