PATHETIC

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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