On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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