What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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black people. that is all...

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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A man buys free health care...

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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