Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Men's Rights

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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