Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Justin Bieber

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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