What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Women's Rights.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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