Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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I'm hungry.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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