Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

Miley Cyrus.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

4 is half the number 8 is.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

Women's Rights.

What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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