Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Miley Cyrus.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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