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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

You copy and paster!

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

A man buys free health care...

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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