When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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