Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Men's Rights

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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