What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Justin Bieber

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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America

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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