When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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