- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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