So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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