What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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69

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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I'm hungry.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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