A baby seal walked into a club.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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