Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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i like cats

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Anti Joke

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