- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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