Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Sonic

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Get in the car.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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