- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Miley Cyrus.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

a black man jumps in a pool.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

Simon says; "You're adopted."

A baby seal walked into a club.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

Get in the car.

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