A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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