Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Miley Cyrus.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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