- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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