What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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