So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Men's Rights

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Anti Joke

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