A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Har har hey

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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hey

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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