A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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i like cats

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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