What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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I'm hungry.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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