i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Apple.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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