What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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call of duty world at war

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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