- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

sexual intercourse.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

Justin Bieber

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

what do you call a cow? A cow

Women's Rights.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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