- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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