- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

Miley Cyrus.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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