- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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