- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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