How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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    Does it matter???He's just trying to get Inside!

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    I guess it would depend on the characteristics of said tootsie pop. Is the tootsie pop shaped like a small child? Did it fall out of a small child's pocket? Does it remind him some way of little children? Variables such as these may be associated with increased salivation as well as tongue technique.

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    I guess it would depend on the characteristics of said tootsie pop. Is the tootsie pop shaped like a small child? Did it fall out of a small child's pocket? Does it remind him some way of little children? Variables such as these may be associated with increased salivation as well as tongue technique.

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    I guess it would depend on the characteristics of said tootsie pop. Is the tootsie pop shaped like a small child? Did it fall out of a small child's pocket? Does it remind him some way of little children? Variables such as these may be associated with increased salivation as well as tongue technique.

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    I guess it would depend on the characteristics of said tootsie pop. Is the tootsie pop shaped like a small child? Did it fall out of a small child's pocket? Does it remind him some way of little children? Variables such as these may be associated with increased salivation as well as tongue technique.

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