- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

Why is your face? Because.

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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