- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

A baby seal walked into a club.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

A homeless man comes home from work.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

4 is half the number 8 is.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Paige

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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