Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Get in the car.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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