Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Paige

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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