What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Penis.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Hi

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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