- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Mexicans are like waffles

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

Penis.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

Get in the car.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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