A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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You copy and paster!

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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