What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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