Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Society.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Apple.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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