The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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It’s dead.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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A woman's opinion

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Anti Joke

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