What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Yo mama is so fat!

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A man walks into a pole.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Fags are gay.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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