An Asian child flunks a test.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Jews...

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Penis.

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