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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Barack Obama.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

Bob fell off his roof.

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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