How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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banana

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A woman's opinion

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Society.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Fags are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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