What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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