Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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