- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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