Penis.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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