Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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