Fags are gay.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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It’s dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Society.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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