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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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