- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

obamas trench

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Test

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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