Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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