Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

Test

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

A woman's opinion

Fags are gay.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Where does a homeless person live? No where

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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