What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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It’s dead.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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