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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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