What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Fags are gay.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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It’s dead.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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