banana

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Test

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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It’s dead.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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A woman's opinion

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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