If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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banana

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Society.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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