How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Fags are gay.

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Test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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