It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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