- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

An Asian child flunks a test.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

Where does a homeless person live? No where

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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