- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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