How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Society.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Fags are gay.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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It’s dead.

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