- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Get in the car.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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