A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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