What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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It’s dead.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Society.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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