banana

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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A woman's opinion

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Test

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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