- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

What's the square root of four? Two.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

It’s dead.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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