What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

Why is your face? Because.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

It’s dead.

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

Paige

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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