How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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