"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Get in the car.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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