In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Jews...

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Why is your face? Because.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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