How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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