Bob fell off his roof.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Society.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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