when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Fags are gay.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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