What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Society.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Get in the car.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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