This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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