A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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