What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Get in the car.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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