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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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You copy and paster!

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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