I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Get in the car.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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