Get in the car.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Anti Joke

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