Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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