Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Society.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why is your face? Because.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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