What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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