Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Apple.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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