Society.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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