Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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