Get in the car.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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69

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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obamas trench

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Anti Joke

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