A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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