Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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