did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Hello penis

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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