I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Bob fell off his roof.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

Mexicans are like waffles

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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