Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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hey

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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