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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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