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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Fags are gay.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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