- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

Apple.

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??