What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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