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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

Fags are gay.

Why is your face? Because.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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