You copy and paster!

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Fags are gay.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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