Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Get in the car.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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