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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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