- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

A homeless man comes home from work.

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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