April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Hi

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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obamas trench

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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banana

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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