What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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