Why is your face? Because.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Hi

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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obamas trench

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Apple.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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