Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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You copy and paster!

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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