Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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obamas trench

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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