Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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