Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Dont look at me.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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