What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Society.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why is your face? Because.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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