Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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