My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Penis.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Jews...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Dont look at me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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