How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Dont look at me.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Apple.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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