Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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