Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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