Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A man walks into a pole.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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