What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Paige

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Penis.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Anti Joke

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