Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Penis.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

4 is half the number 8 is.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

Where does a homeless person live? No where

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

What's worse than death? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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