A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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