So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Penis.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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