What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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