Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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