Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Society.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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