Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Anti Joke

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