Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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