- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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