Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Get in the car.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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