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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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