- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

Paige

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

Penis.

What does 1+1 equal? 2

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

It’s dead.

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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