Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Get in the car.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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