Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Jews...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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