- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Mexicans are like waffles

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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