- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why is your face? Because.

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

Mexicans are like waffles

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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