What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Penis.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Apple.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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