Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Get in the car.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Society.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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