There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Get in the car.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Society.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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