Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Society.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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