What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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banana

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Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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obamas trench

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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