what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Apple.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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