What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Apple.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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