What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why is your face? Because.

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Paige

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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