Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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