why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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