Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Get in the car.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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