- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Why did the moron jump through the window?

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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