my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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