knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Mexicans are like waffles

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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