How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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