What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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You copy and paster!

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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