The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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obamas trench

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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