- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Why is your face? Because.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Society.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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