What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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