Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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