Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Apple.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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