Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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