- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Bob fell off his roof.

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why is your face? Because.

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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