You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why is your face? Because.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

Mexicans are like waffles

Bob fell off his roof.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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