what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Jews...

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Society.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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