Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Get in the car.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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