- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

Mexicans are like waffles

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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