Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Jews...

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Society.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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