Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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