Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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