Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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