what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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You copy and paster!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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