Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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banana

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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