Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Apple.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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