How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Society.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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You copy and paster!

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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