Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Anti Joke

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