What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Jews...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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