April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Get in the car.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Society.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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banana

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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