Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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