Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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banana

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Paige

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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