Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Anti Joke

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