Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Society.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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