When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Anti Joke

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