Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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