What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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