A baby seal walks into a club.

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Apple.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Society.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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obamas trench

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banana

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Get in the car.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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You copy and paster!

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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