Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Apple.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Society.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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