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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Paige

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why is your face? Because.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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