- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

Mexicans are like waffles

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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