Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why is your face? Because.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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