roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Hi

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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69

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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