When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

400 asian people walked in a bar

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A baby seal walked into a club.

A homeless man comes home from work.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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