What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Apple.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Penis.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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