I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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banana

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Get in the car.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Society.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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