The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Get in the car.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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