Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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obamas trench

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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You copy and paster!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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