I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Justin Bieber

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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