roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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