Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Hi

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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