Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Jews...

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Apple.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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