Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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You copy and paster!

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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