400 asian people walked in a bar

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Apple.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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