Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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