Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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