Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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