The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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obamas trench

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Bob fell off his roof.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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