Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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