knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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