You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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