Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Penis.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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