ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Penis.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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