How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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banana

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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obamas trench

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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