Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Jews...

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Hi

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Apple.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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