Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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