- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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