What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Apple.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Hi

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Jews...

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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