Why is your face? Because.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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obamas trench

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Get in the car.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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