Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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knock knock whos there not me

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Fags are gay.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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