400 asian people walked in a bar

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Get in the car.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why is your face? Because.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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It’s dead.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Anti Joke

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