What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Get in the car.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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