How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Dont look at me.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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