A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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obamas trench

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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