A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Apple.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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