What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Dont look at me.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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