Why is your face? Because.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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