how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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obamas trench

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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banana

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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