Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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A man walking on a beach looks into the surf and sees a beautiful oil lamp floating to shore. Wondering who in the heck uses oil lamps anymore, he picks it up, sees a bit of crust on the side, and rubs it clean. Just then a burst of smoke comes out of the lamp, and a genie floats out and stands before the man. "Oh master, thank you for releasing me from the lamp. In thanks, I grant to you one wish. Anything you ask for, it will be true," said the genie. "One wish? What happened to three," asked the man. "Dude, don't push it. We're in a recession. So what's your wish?" "OK. OK. I ... I... I WISH I WAS RICH!" screamed the man. The genie folded his arms, blinked twice, scratched his nose, nodded his head, and spun in a circle twice. "And it is SO!" he cried out. The man looked at himself, looked at the genie, but nothing seemed to have changed. "WTF, genie. Am I rich?" The genie replied, "Well no. You said, 'I wish I was rich.' I made you rich... ten years ago. You were rich. Now you're not. You used the indicative mood 'was.' If you wanted it to become true now in the present, you should have used the subjunctive mood 'were.'"

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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