Society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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obamas trench

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banana

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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