Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Anti Joke

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