obamas trench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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