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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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banana

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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