You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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