- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Dont look at me.

What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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