What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Dont look at me.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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A man walking on a beach looks into the surf and sees a beautiful oil lamp floating to shore. Wondering who in the heck uses oil lamps anymore, he picks it up, sees a bit of crust on the side, and rubs it clean. Just then a burst of smoke comes out of the lamp, and a genie floats out and stands before the man. "Oh master, thank you for releasing me from the lamp. In thanks, I grant to you one wish. Anything you ask for, it will be true," said the genie. "One wish? What happened to three," asked the man. "Dude, don't push it. We're in a recession. So what's your wish?" "OK. OK. I ... I... I WISH I WAS RICH!" screamed the man. The genie folded his arms, blinked twice, scratched his nose, nodded his head, and spun in a circle twice. "And it is SO!" he cried out. The man looked at himself, looked at the genie, but nothing seemed to have changed. "WTF, genie. Am I rich?" The genie replied, "Well no. You said, 'I wish I was rich.' I made you rich... ten years ago. You were rich. Now you're not. You used the indicative mood 'was.' If you wanted it to become true now in the present, you should have used the subjunctive mood 'were.'"

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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