Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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obamas trench

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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