Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Hi

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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obamas trench

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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69

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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