How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Apple.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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