How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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