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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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