Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Test

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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