Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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