What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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9/11

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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