- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

What's worse than death? Nothing.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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