Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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A man walks into a pole.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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