HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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