What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Test

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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