Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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