Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

What does 1+1 equal? 2

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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