What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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lol

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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A woman's opinion

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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