Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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