Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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