What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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