How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Yo mama is so fat!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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