Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a pole.

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

What's brown and sticky? A penis.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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