- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

A woman's opinion

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

What's the square root of four? Two.

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

obamas trench

How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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