How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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obamas trench

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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