- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

Yo mama is so fat!

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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