- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

It’s dead.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

A man walks into a pole.

What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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