Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Test

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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A woman's opinion

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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