- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a pole.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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