What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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