A man walks into a pole.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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