My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Hello penis

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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