what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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