- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.