what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

Barack Obama.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

Surprise mother father (A+)

Hello penis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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