What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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