What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Hello penis

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Barack Obama.

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