- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

Surprise mother father (A+)

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Hello penis

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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