Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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