What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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