Racial Equality.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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