What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Hello penis

Racial Equality.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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