Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

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