what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Racial Equality.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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