How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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