What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Racial Equality.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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