Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Racial Equality.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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