Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Racial Equality.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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