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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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