My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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