What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Racial Equality.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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