Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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hey

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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