My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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