You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

Get me a sandwich, bitch

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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