- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

Grandma walked into the kitchen...

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

What's worse than death? Nothing.

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

Im ashamed of being from Canada

What's white and sticky? Glue.

My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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