what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A woman's opinion

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Barack Obama.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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