If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Poop

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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