What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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