A woman's opinion

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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Anti Joke

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