- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

A woman's opinion

Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

Barack Obama.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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