what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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It’s dead.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Fags are gay.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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