Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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A woman's opinion

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Barack Obama.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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