How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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who drinks pee? katness

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Poop

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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