How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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