How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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