What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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