Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Hello penis

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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