What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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