Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Hello penis

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Barack Obama.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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