Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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knock knock whos there not me

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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