why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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agp

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Poop

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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