What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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lol

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Jews.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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