What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Jews.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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