An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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