What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Hi

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Jews.

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