What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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