What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

knock knock whos there not me

What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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