Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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