What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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