got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Racial Equality.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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