your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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