- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

What's the square root of four? Two.

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

Racial Equality.

Barack Obama.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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