What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Racial Equality.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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