- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Paige

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Anti Joke

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