What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Racial Equality.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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