Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Hi

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Racial Equality.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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