- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Racial Equality.

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

What did the cat say to another ? meow

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