What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Hi

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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