Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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A woman's opinion

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Hi

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Barack Obama.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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