- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What's the square root of four? Two.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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