What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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