What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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