What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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