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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Racial Equality.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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