Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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A woman's opinion

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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